IMAGINING MATRON by Peter Phillips

What I got in the sick bay was a mixture of Hattie Jacques bossy and buxom and Rosa Kleb – the tip of her shoes poisonous and deadly. What I wanted was Anna from Denmark, who came from her parents little farm in Jutland and desperately wanted to meet we

What I got in the sick bay was a mixture

of Hattie Jacques bossy and buxom and Rosa Kleb -

the tip of her shoes poisonous and deadly.

What I wanted was Anna from Denmark,


You may also want to watch:


who came from her parents' little farm in Jutland

and desperately wanted to meet well behaved,

Most Read

sixteen year old English boys. She'd look after us,

come and sit on the edge of my bed in her nightdress,

dab my brow fevered with excitement and ask,

with a smile, if there was anything else she could do.

But when I'd reach to touch a pale shoulder

and accidentally her breast, just at the point

of touching, she'd dissolve, go to another boy -

more worthy, like Harris the captain of football.

Become a Supporter

This newspaper has been a central part of community life for many years. Our industry faces testing times, which is why we're asking for your support. Every contribution will help us continue to produce local journalism that makes a measurable difference to our community.

Become a Supporter
Comments powered by Disqus