Heat magazine we ain’t, but everyone likes to know who their neighbours are, especially when they come with added boast factor

That’s why we’ve compiled this map of some of the spangliest stars living in north London at the moment, ranging from old timers Joan Bakewell and Alan Bennett, to newer arrivals like Abby Clancy and Peter Crouch.

We’ve yet to research if having a sleb in the vicinity will boost your house price at all – and some are definitely less appealing prospective neighbours than others – but it’ll definitely indicate your discerning taste if Suki or Sadie moves in down the road.

Have a play with our map (a rough guide only, we are not encouraging stalking) and find out who might be knocking on your door to borrow a cup of sugar in the coming months.